At least one curse.
Not like an actual evil curse where you have to draw out symbols and sacrifice a goat or something. But some sort of little thing you say in your head, something small, and a bit childish in nature. This has a suprisingly soothing effect on one`s inner being.
Say for example there is someone at work you hate (or just bump into on the street, I'm not judgmental). You mumble your little curse or whatever. Then karma swoops in and gives them herpes, WOAH MAN!, you have learned yourself the wrong kind of curse than what I`m talking about, stop that shit! But lets say that the person instead gets a bug in there coffee, or a paper cut, or can`t stop crying because their boyfriend ate the last of the honey nut cheerios. Then you my friend have the right curse and can point at them (from an unnoticeable distance) and go "I total did that to you!" (maybe don't yell it as I'm implying).
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