I have a good reason for not showing up here in awhile, not like you've been holding your breath or anything (if you have then you really need to re-prioritize your life), See I've been painting.
It wasn't until tonight that someone reminded me I have a blog that I thought I should add something. So here it is. Been painting new and exciting art. Just got back from my first ever show and enjoyed myself quite a bit. Thanks for coming if you did, if not you my friend have a head date with my bad-bad stick.
While I was out my friend asked me why I didn't write PCW anymore. For those that have lives that stands for Pink Cloud World, rather Adventures in Pink Cloud World. See awhile back I wrote a progressive internet story about crazy adventure me and my friend had in parallel worlds. Needless to say a lot of people got a kick out of it and I attempted to review the story when I went to college, but it didn't really go anywhere. I guess what the whole thing reminded me was I really don't write as much as I should be, what with having a degree in this nonsense and all. Something to think about for the future I guess.
BTW my mom makes the best pie in the world, screw all of your mothers!
Things might change a lot, or not at all.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Damn I'm Lazy
Yup, been gone from here awhile. If you were hanging on my every word and were angered by my absence, then you my friend need to get a life. However, I applaud you on your choice of worship.
So it's been general internet laziness that has kept me from blogging. Not all the other stuff I do online such as gaming and videos and stuff. (Oh yeah, I have youtube videos under Bizzra). Been trying to stay alive after my sandwich escaped the fridge and the apartment. It seems a bit pissed off I tried to eat it or something along those lines. It went to my friend's house and ate some of her lettuce, also it may be amassing an army of french fries...ninja french fries.
Also a quick note and a bit of personal advertising. I recently joined a cool artist group called The Basement Artist. I have art shows coming up and yee best come and check me out or I'll haunt you when I die starving in a gutter, and I am SO coming back as a pirate ghost. Like that? Eh? Having a pirate ghost stomping around your house all hours of the night going 'Yar' this and 'Shiver me timbers' that? Yeah that's what I thought jerk.
So it's been general internet laziness that has kept me from blogging. Not all the other stuff I do online such as gaming and videos and stuff. (Oh yeah, I have youtube videos under Bizzra). Been trying to stay alive after my sandwich escaped the fridge and the apartment. It seems a bit pissed off I tried to eat it or something along those lines. It went to my friend's house and ate some of her lettuce, also it may be amassing an army of french fries...ninja french fries.
Also a quick note and a bit of personal advertising. I recently joined a cool artist group called The Basement Artist. I have art shows coming up and yee best come and check me out or I'll haunt you when I die starving in a gutter, and I am SO coming back as a pirate ghost. Like that? Eh? Having a pirate ghost stomping around your house all hours of the night going 'Yar' this and 'Shiver me timbers' that? Yeah that's what I thought jerk.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
New Pants
There are a few things that need to be observed about new pants. And I'm not being specific to pants bought right from a store out of a package, but rather every kind of pants you get, thrift store pants, second hand store pants, stolen from someone that got to them before you did. New to YOU pants.
No matter how confident you feel that these pants are an absolute perfect fit, do not do certain things with them on until you've worn them around the house a bit.
Working in new pants isn't that smart, unless you split your current pants because you worn them too long at your work. This leaves you open for a very irritating day as you will discover that the pants haven't broken into your body. You move left, they go south, if you follow me.
Bars are bad too, sitting on bar seats can help you discover seams that you never knew that pants had, and they are in all the wrong places. You think 'Well I'll just dance' but that just leads to the problems mentioned in the working day scenario, only faster and worse.
Drinking, as in getting drunk, even on the safety of your own couch at home you can fall victim too new pants. This scenario ends badly if you are drunk and decide to break the seal. You go to the bathroom and discover your zipper is to highly mounted, you go for the quick zip and release, then disaster strikes.
I'm sure there are more scenarios for new pants that we've all experienced. Like the coming zombie apocalypse you must treat new pants with the utmost attention. Be safe people.
No matter how confident you feel that these pants are an absolute perfect fit, do not do certain things with them on until you've worn them around the house a bit.
Working in new pants isn't that smart, unless you split your current pants because you worn them too long at your work. This leaves you open for a very irritating day as you will discover that the pants haven't broken into your body. You move left, they go south, if you follow me.
Bars are bad too, sitting on bar seats can help you discover seams that you never knew that pants had, and they are in all the wrong places. You think 'Well I'll just dance' but that just leads to the problems mentioned in the working day scenario, only faster and worse.
Drinking, as in getting drunk, even on the safety of your own couch at home you can fall victim too new pants. This scenario ends badly if you are drunk and decide to break the seal. You go to the bathroom and discover your zipper is to highly mounted, you go for the quick zip and release, then disaster strikes.
I'm sure there are more scenarios for new pants that we've all experienced. Like the coming zombie apocalypse you must treat new pants with the utmost attention. Be safe people.
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