There are a few things that need to be observed about new pants. And I'm not being specific to pants bought right from a store out of a package, but rather every kind of pants you get, thrift store pants, second hand store pants, stolen from someone that got to them before you did. New to YOU pants.
No matter how confident you feel that these pants are an absolute perfect fit, do not do certain things with them on until you've worn them around the house a bit.
Working in new pants isn't that smart, unless you split your current pants because you worn them too long at your work. This leaves you open for a very irritating day as you will discover that the pants haven't broken into your body. You move left, they go south, if you follow me.
Bars are bad too, sitting on bar seats can help you discover seams that you never knew that pants had, and they are in all the wrong places. You think 'Well I'll just dance' but that just leads to the problems mentioned in the working day scenario, only faster and worse.
Drinking, as in getting drunk, even on the safety of your own couch at home you can fall victim too new pants. This scenario ends badly if you are drunk and decide to break the seal. You go to the bathroom and discover your zipper is to highly mounted, you go for the quick zip and release, then disaster strikes.
I'm sure there are more scenarios for new pants that we've all experienced. Like the coming zombie apocalypse you must treat new pants with the utmost attention. Be safe people.
Things might change a lot, or not at all.
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